There once was a girl named Aunt Remy
Who loved to buy things just to spoil me
So she went to Belize
On her honeymoon, if you please
And found me this "hat" & this onesie.
So in the back of my closet it hung
'Cuz when she bought it, I was way too young
But yesterday we put it on
And I wish I could have withdrawn
If I could've, I would have stuck out my tongue.
You see why I felt this way
As I stood there in disarray
They laughed and they joked
And too much fun did they poke
At my outfit that looked way too gay!
A regular onesie is what they thought it was
But instead it was a fashion faux pas
It was supposed to be shorts
And had a visor of sorts
Why I wore it so long? No real cause!
So the outfit is now retired
And Aunt Remy just might be fired
But I brought them much joy
As I posed as "wrestler boy"
And I'm wearing it to bed...y'all made me tired!